Recently, a girl named Millicent (people still name their children that?) had her wisdom teeth removed, which for anyone who has had that done is a wholly unpleasant experience that we wish we could avoid at all costs. When you come out of the surgery you’re still a bit groggy and unable to really discern what’s going on around you, not to mention speak very clearly.

So what would you to do someone who isn’t all there after wisdom teeth surgery while driving them home? Maybe you’d pamper them and take care of them. Or perhaps you’d convince them that the zombie apocalypse had begun and the world as we all know it was over.

I really wish I was at home last year when my sister had her wisdom teeth taken out because I should have tried this. It would have been amazing. The reaction at the end when she finds out the apocalypse hasn’t actually happened is priceless, because once the cameras turned off I bet she slugged both guys right between the eyes.

At least her dog knows where it stands now. Also, we’re going to assume she’s probably not a fan of The Walking Dead either.

About Matt Lichtenstadter

Recent Maryland graduate. I've written for many sites including World Soccer Talk, GianlucaDiMarzio.com, Testudo Times, Yahoo's Puck Daddy Blog and more. Houndstooth is still cool, at least to me. Follow me @MattsMusings1 on Twitter, e-mail me about life and potential jobs at matthewaaron9 at Yahoo dot com.