Anyone who has ever seen Giancarlo’s photo shoot for ESPN’s body issue got reeeaaally excited Thursday when the Miami Marlins tweeted out this enticing offer.
(h/t Yahoo! for capturing the since-deleted tweet for posterity)
This invitation prompted a wide range of responses from fans:
Probably have to check with my wife. I'll DM you if she's up for it. https://t.co/kCdTrGcPRA
— Marc Hochman (@MarcHochman) February 4, 2016
@Marlins my wife left me so this would be comforting
I miss u Dianne
— Mike Pfeil (@mikeFAIL) February 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/oakfaninkc/status/695298723723681792
@Marlins @Pornhub y'all better strike a deal on this one
— nico da goat (@NicoSZN) February 4, 2016
Giancarlo Stanton is totally getting injured in that Marlins foursome
— Jacob Szmuc (@jszmuc) February 4, 2016
.@Marlins pic.twitter.com/HcRwEk5wxC
— Mike (@PanicCityMike) February 4, 2016
As it turns out, the Marlins were talking about golf, not, uh, something else, which must have been disappointing to all the fans who responded so eagerly.
Join us at the Jack McKeon Golf Classic where a player will join each foursome of golfers! https://t.co/bQgAIEHfbI pic.twitter.com/TOlv0V0g34
— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) February 4, 2016