Many people would love to live the life that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has. We’d be married to a supermodel and be one of the most successful and richest players ever to play in the NFL.
Now the average proletariat worker across the globe can move one step closer to living the life of Tom Brady by buying his cookbook. That is, for $200.
For the low-low price of $200, you can own a Tom Brady wants which gives you “information about our core TB12™ nutritional philosophies” and 89 “seasonally inspired recipes.”
Some of the items the cookbook wants you to avoid include white sugar, white flour, coffee, caffeine, dairy, mushrooms (he HATES mushrooms), tomatoes, peppers, eggplants and most fruits. One thing it wants you to consider…avocado ice cream.
Maybe Brady is charging such an exorbitant price for this book to help pay his legal fees. Or maybe it’s in order to make people forget that his personal chef is weird as hell. Or that he has a vendetta against coffee despite being a sponsor for it.
Tom Brady’s weird, is what we’re saying…
[FOX Sports/Boston.com/The Comeback]
