Donald Trump, with all his public warts, is still one of the favorites to earn the GOP nomination for President of the United States as primary season heads officially (finally) to New Hampshire. Through the years—from real estate mogul to NBC reality star to White House hopeful—Trump has become increasingly outspoken, to the point of hilarity. His Twitter feed has long been a way for Trump to both entertain his followers and destroy his enemies, both of which are amazingly robust in number. Trump is comically polarizing—a cartoon character of a man. Which got us thinking.

With the website Frinkiac.com allowing fans of the Simpsons—comically polarizing in its own right over the years—to post a meme using any scene in the show’s long history, what if we re-wrote the Simpsons using only Tweets and quotes from Donald Trump? (Note: we did!)

Trump vs. American celebrity culture

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Trump on America’s toughness

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Trump on Terror

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Trump in (and vs.) the media

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Trump on his opponents

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Trump on the Losers and Haters

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Trump on the value of social media

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About Dan Levy

Dan Levy has written a lot of words in a lot of places, most recently as the National Lead Writer for Bleacher Report. He was host of The Morning B/Reakaway on Sirius XM's Bleacher Report Radio for the past year, and previously worked at Sporting News and Rutgers University, with a concentration on sports, media and public relations.