Conan O’Brien has taken his talk show to
Dallas North Texas for the NCAA Tournament’s Final Four. To get acclimated to his new surroundings, O’Brien took the “official” Texas state citizenship test administered by the most Texan person he could find — Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki.
Apparently the only way you can get directions to AT&T Stadium and actually know which way you are heading is if you give them in German. Go figure.