It’s a bird… It’s a plane… Is it Nick Saban?
No, it’s none other than THE MAD HATTER—maybe?
Today, LSU SID Michael Bonnette tweeted out a picture of LSU football coach Les Miles and Joe Quesada, Marvel Comics chief creative officer, stating: “Coach asked for a part in his next movie.”
This got me thinking: What strengths and weaknesses would the “Mad Hatter,” be he a hero or a villain, have?
Strengths and Powers
*Controlling the line of scrimmage.
*Grass-eating, you know, for the protection of all you hastenburaphobics out there.
*An impeccable sense of timing, enabling him to hit the scene on the heels of his superhuman rival SABAN.
*The ability to recruit new 17-year-old superheros and charm their parents in a single bound.
*Linguistics, pronunciation and communication.
*Aversion to punting.
*Inability to break in hats.