10. The 'L' stands for 'Libido.'
9. Aren't you going to kiss me?
8. Switzer/Mallett for 2013.
7. Houston Nutt wears a merkin.
6. Nick Holt!
5. De-Knile aint just a river in Egypt!
(*Bad puns are always discouraged.)
4. Jessica Dorrell > Mike DuBose's secretary
3. Slick Willie says, "You're doing it wrong."
2. Can't nobody stop Bobby's Sexting!
1. I took my mistress for a ride on my hog and all I got was this stupid neck brace.