Top 10 Signs Banned at Arkansas Games

John L. Smith

10. The 'L' stands for 'Libido.'

9. Aren't you going to kiss me?

8. Switzer/Mallett for 2013.

7. Houston Nutt wears a merkin.

Nick Holt

6. Nick Holt!

5. De-Knile aint just a river in Egypt!

(*Bad puns are always discouraged.)

4. Jessica Dorrell > Mike DuBose's secretary

Bill Clinton

3. Slick Willie says, "You're doing it wrong."

2. Can't nobody stop Bobby's Sexting!

Bobby Petrino

1. I took my mistress for a ride on my hog and all I got was this stupid neck brace.