First it was sushi burritos, then it was sushi hamburgers, after that we got the donut hamburgers, and now there are spaghetti donuts.

Spaghetti is delicious. The long stringy pasta goes great with a large range of sauces and you can even spice it up with some meatballs, chicken, or chunks of cheese.

Donuts are fantastic. There are tons of different variations of donuts whether it’s plain chocolate, vanilla, caramel, cinnamon, and so on.

Spaghetti donuts do not need to exist, but sadly they now do.

Don’t believe me? Just search #spaghettidonut on Instagram.

While plenty of people seem to enjoy the craze, there are also plenty of people on my side of the argument: it’s stupid.

Look I’ve never done meth, but I would assume Ms. Tax-Free Hands is right.

Anyway, there are too many reasons why spaghetti donuts are stupid and a waste of time, so here are five of the most important ones:

1. Spaghetti’s consistency isn’t conducive to donuts: Spaghetti is long and soft and twirls around your fork or spoon to make it easier to eat. Donuts are typically soft too, but I would imagine that in order to make a spaghetti donut, the pasta has to harden a little bit to get the shape. If it doesn’t, when you take a bite wouldn’t the whole thing just fall apart?

2. Spaghetti typically involves a sauce that can easily stain clothes: If most of the sauces on spaghetti can stain your clothes, that means you have to be very careful when eating it. Donuts meanwhile are meant to be eaten with your hands, therefore causing crumbs and frosting to get all over the eater’s shirt. As a result, are we expected to eat spaghetti donuts with a fork and knife to avoid the stains?

3. Donuts are sweet, spaghetti is savory: Why are you trying to trick me into a savory donut? Donuts are supposed to be sweet and not savory, which spaghetti is more often than not. Just like I don’t want to eat sweet spaghetti, I don’t want a savory donut. Then again, I do know one person who likes sweet spaghetti.

4. We need to stop ruining food: Look I’m all for sushi burritos because in a way it’s just a large cut roll that hasn’t been cut. But some of these ridiculous new food combinations are getting out of hand. Sushi burgers fall apart, so spaghetti donuts? This is ridiculous. Those are two different types of foods!

5. What is the point exactly? To get more Instagram likes when you go to Brooklyn. That’s what.

Make America Stop Making Weird Food Combinations Again.

[Uproxx/Photo: @GriffnValentine]

About David Lauterbach

David is a writer for The Comeback. He enjoyed two Men's Basketball Final Four trips for Syracuse before graduating in 2016. If The Office or Game of Thrones is on TV, David will be watching.