It’s that time of year, kids. The time where baseball teams debut their new food items one by one … each new idea becoming bigger and crazier in an attempt to not only go viral, but to see which team can kill you the quickest. The Arizona Diamondbacks are off the a great start with their spring training “Mega Dog”
— Justin Pazera (@justinpazera) March 1, 2016
— MarkMcClune (@MarkMcClune) March 2, 2016
You may think that this is an over the top monstrosity, but in the realm of baseball food, this is called “a good start”. Trust me, there will be more wacky food to make your pallet happy, scared, and exhausted this season. But if this is how the same team that gave you the churro dog last year merely starts out, then I have a feeling that this is the team that is going to blow the field away, just like they did in free agency.