Manny Machado brawls his way to free seafood for life

Manny Machado is probably going to be suspended after going after Yordano Ventura for throwing inside and then plunking him. But Machado shouldn’t be all that upset, since he is getting a nice reward for his efforts from a Baltimore seafood place: For those who want bean brawls to be eliminated completely from baseball, good […]

Serena Williams tried dog food and it didn’t go too well

Tennis superstar Serena Williams is a brave soul. She could have kept this little story to herself and nobody would have been the wiser. But she chose instead to be forthcoming about something that a lesser human would have been embarrassed about admitting: She tried dog food. And it got her really sick before rallying to […]

Your taste buds won’t demand a trade with the Sam Bradford sandwich

Sam Bradford isn’t happy about the Eagles drafting quarterback Carson Wentz with the second pick in the draft last week. His response has been to demand a trade out of Philadelphia, which doesn’t take kindly to being rejected by one of their own. Their response? Well since they can’t boo him right now because the […]

The Pirates’ Cracker Jack and Mac Dog goes too far

Okay look, I get it. Food at ballparks have become more than the standard hot dog and ice cream. We’re all trying to come up with new ideas to make a particular ballpark unique. And it’s not just about having the food, it’s about viral marketing of said food. That’s where we come in, as […]

The Diamondbacks would like you to enjoy their Cheeseburger Dog

The great debate that has plagued our society over the past few months has been this: Is a hot dog a sandwich? Now the answer is clearly “no”, but I find it interesting that nobody has wondered about whether a cheeseburger is a sandwich or not. Well don’t bother, because the Arizona Diamondbacks want you […]

The Burgerizza is the Frankenstein of Ballpark Food

Let’s face it, the Atlanta Braves are probably not going to be any good this year. The good news is that there will always be the contingent who go to Braves games just for their legendary Waffle House stand. Now, if you thought that the Braves were going to be a one trick food pony […]

The Lehigh Valley Cheesesteaks Are Coming

Somehow I knew that the Stockton Ports’ homage to asparagus wouldn’t start a trend of minor league baseball teams wearing jerseys and paying tribute to healthy foods. And indeed, the healthy streak is over at one. Leave it to the team that has an alternate hat depicting a strip of bacon to get us all […]

Get ready to celebrate asparagus with the Stockton Ports

Not all food related baseball nights have to feature artery clogging goodness. Sometimes, baseball can be good for you. Just ask the Stockton Ports, who will hold “asparagus night” on May 21st: Oh boy, those jerseys. I kinda love them. I’d wear vegetables sooner than I’d eat them. But the jerseys scare me a little […]

Chris Sale has the diet we all aspire to have

Okay, so it isn’t the healthiest diet in the world. But Chris Sale of the White Sox has the diet every little kid would love to have when they grow up, but they can’t because they’re not major league baseball players who work out like lunatics and have the metabolism of a hummingbird. In fact, […]

Jaromir Jagr has a huge caffeine addiction

Remember when Jaromir Jagr charmed us all by telling us that his one vice was Diet Coke? Well good news, he kicked the habit last year for lent. “I drank it every day, I would have five a day at least,” he said—he tried it again after Easter. He hated the taste so much that […]

Conor McGregor is in pancake form to complete your life

So here’s a fun way to get ready for UFC 196’s main event: Conor McGregor and Nate Diaz as pancakes: Dr. Dancake is the one person that can say he flattened two of the most talented ultimate fighters in the world like pancakes. And it’s too bad that Dr. Dancake’s works, which

Russell Westbrook Wins Friends And Influences Teammates With Free In-N-Out Burgers

Russell Westbrook was obviously on a mission on Monday night, scoring 20 points, ripping down 13 rebounds and dishing out 15 assists in the Thunder’s 131-116 victory over Sacramento. After Saturday night’s heartbreaker against Steph Curry and Golden State, Somebody was going to pay, and that somebody was Sacramento. You know who else paid? Westbrook […]

Yoenis Cespedes Will Risk His Lamborghini To Avoid Square Waffles

Yoenis Cespedes has been making a splash during spring training. Not so much regarding how far he’s hitting the baseball in batting practice, or how he’s adjusting to life as primarily a center fielder, but for the cars that he has been driving to spring training. He has driven a different car to camp each […]

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