Yoenis Cespedes Will Risk His Lamborghini To Avoid Square Waffles

Yoenis Cespedes has been making a splash during spring training. Not so much regarding how far he’s hitting the baseball in batting practice, or how he’s adjusting to life as primarily a center fielder, but for the cars that he has been driving to spring training. He has driven a different car to camp each […]

Peyton Manning introduced to craft beer

It was the feel good story in sports. Peyton Manning rides into the sunset on a wave of excellent defense and offensive guile and takes with him a Super Bowl trophy. And then he used his crowning moment to turn back into Troy McClure and sell us food and beer with the same guile that he […]

Kevin Kiermaier attempted to eat a steak bigger than his head

Give Kevin Kiermaier credit: He never shies away from the big challenge. For example, he could have watched that home run go over his head and nobody would have said a word. But he went for it. And this happened: Kiermaier takes the same life philosophy into his meals. He didn’t have to try to […]

Real gold on a sausage? Only at the Super Bowl

There’s a football game this Sunday. You might have heard of it. It’s the National Football League’s homage to excess and bloatedness: the Super Bowl. Of course this one is special … so special that the game is using the Arabic “50” rather than the Roman Numeral “L”. It’s the golden anniversary of the big […]

The Cleveland Indians are changing the hot dog game

We’re getting to that time where the major league and minor league baseball teams debut their new food items for the coming season. It’s our “bread and butter”, so to speak. The Cleveland Indians have already announced some new food items for the new season, and one hot dog in particular caught our eye: Wait […]

John Klingberg Has A Burger With Crunch

Okay, so that’s a bad pun. But in our efforts to bring you news about burgers named after athletes (and not just the ones who get ’em for getting fired or doing something dumb), we bring you Dallas Stars defenseman John Klingberg and his new burger “The Klingberger” (he really has a good name for […]

Southern Miss Served A Doughnut Bacon Cheeseburger And All Rejoiced

The Southern Miss Golden Eagles dropped to 5-12 tonight after an eleven point loss to Louisiana Tech. But the real winners were the 240 people who bought a delectable creation by the joint forces of heaven and hell … Yup. A doughnut bacon cheeseburger. At 5-12, you have to find some way of getting fans […]

Yoenis Cespedes Can Get Crab Legs For Life

Yoenis Cespedes lifted the Mets on his back and brought them to the playoffs for the first time in nine years. And he did it in his walk year, which you would think would make the world his oyster. And while it’s January 16th and Cespedes hasn’t found a job yet, he does have a […]

Vontaze Burfict gets honored for his penalty with a burger

The new craze seems to be naming food after athletes and coaches for having bad things happen for their careers. First, a Philadelphia restaurant immortalized Chip Kelly with a sandwich for getting fired. Now, Bengals LB and playoff killer Vontaze Burflict has been honored with a burger of his own. Only difference is, it’s a tongue in cheek […]

Chip Kelly Has Sandwich Named After Of Him In Honor Of Losing His Job

When athletes or sports figures have food named after them, it’s almost always due to an achievement in the sporting world. Making the majors, winning a championship, etc. Rarely does one have a sandwich named after him for losing his job. (Although that would be a great way to pick up the spirits of the […]

Tom Brady Hates Mushrooms

You know you wanted it. You know you couldn’t live without it. And now it’s here. A blow by blow of Tom Brady’s diet, which we know doesn’t contain Frosted Flakes. This comes courtesy of Brady’s personal chef: Allen Campbell. Campbell was interviewed by Boston.com, because there are millions of people who want to eat […]

LeBron James Has Combined Kale And Cake … And Made Children Frown

Many years ago, somebody accidentally dipped a chocolate bar in peanut butter and a sweet sensation was born. Ever since, dessert enthusiasts have been trying to discover the next great combination, whether it be on purpose or by accident. I don’t think cake and kale is the next great combination, but since it has been […]

Is Diet Coke The Fountain Of Youth? Jaromir Jagr Thinks So

Jaromir Jagr is a marvel. The sure fire NHL Hall of Famer just scored career goal number 731, tying him with Marcel Dionne on the all time goal scoring list. He’s 43 years old and is showing no signs of dipping below the level of the best 600 hockey players in the world. So naturally, […]

Should You Have A Large Juicy Burger In A Wedding Dress?

The answer, as always, is yes. But if you do decide to enjoy meaty goodness in a wedding dress, as this young Minnesota Wild fan has done, always make sure you hold that bite over your cardboard container. Or bring a plastic bib. Because if you’re thinking about resale, or passing that dress down to […]

Clemson vs. South Carolina Is Now The Waffle House Game

It has been a tough season for the South Carolina Gamecocks. Steve Spurrier retired in the middle of the season, the team is languishing at 3-7, and what makes it more painful is that at this moment, the number one team in the country is their hated rival: the Clemson Tigers. 2015 doesn’t look like […]

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