All Jack Lipscomb wanted was to throw out a first pitch at Major-League game.

That’s why he tweeted this:

Hey, worth a try, right?

Surely Jack did not actually expect the official Cleveland Indians Twitter account to respond to his random tweet, but respond they did.

It just wasn’t a very nice response.

This is just cruel because they didn’t say “no” outright, but they gave him an impossible task. The most retweeted tweet ever has just under 3.3 million, and there are only about 300 million people on Twitter.

Still, against all odds, Jack went for it.

Here’s the tweet that Jack attempted to rally to 100 million retweets:

As of this moment, several days after the original exchange, Jack has nearly 200,000 retweets. That is a helluva lot of retweets and also only 0.2 percent of the total he needs.

Though Jack won’t get to 100 million retweets anytime this century, some good has come out of this. For one thing, Minnesota Twins pitcher Hector Santiago has taken an interest in his cause, which is pretty cool.

For another thing, the Indians will apparently invite him to a game this year.

You’d think maybe the team could relax its first-pitch criteria a little and let the kid give it a try—after all, that’s all he ever wanted—but rules are rules.

[MLB.com]

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