Los Angeles Clippers owner Steve Ballmer went one-on-one with Joey Chestnut in a hot dog eating contest Wednesday night during a break in the Rockets-Clippers game, because of course he did.

And of course Ballmer was blown out in this match against the 10-time Nathan Hot Dog’s Eating Contest champion.

Here’s very unattractive video of the hot dog-eating duel:

Speaking of unattractive visuals, here’s Ballmer shooting off a hot dog cannon.

[ESPN]

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