It’s happened to every guy at a sporting event. You’re at a game in the men’s bathroom and you approach a urinal at the same time as another fan. There’s a couple awkward seconds as you both offer the urinal to each other. In one instance this week, the first half of this encounter was normal, the second half was not.
On Wednesday night, the Miami Hurricanes beat the West Virginia Mountaineers 31-14 in the Russell Athletic Bowl at Camping World Stadium in Orlando, Florida.
During the game, a Miami and West Virginia fan both had to pee. The two went for the same urinal and instead of being cordial about both of their bathroom needs, the two fought over who should get to pee first.
“Imma take a wiz, you wait in line like everybody else!” the West Virginia fan exclaimed.
Both fans blabber inaudible things at each other.
“Back the F*** off right now,” the Mountaineer faithful exclaimed multiple times.
“I’m standing trying to pee,” the Miami fan responded.
“I’m about to piss on you!” the West Virginia fan warned. “I’ll piss right on you, you motherf*****.”
Miami fan lands a right hook on the West Virginia fan’s left cheek.
“Billy. Billy! BILLY! You better run. You better run!” the Mountaineer fan warned before making the bold statement of “I used to f*** guys like you in prison!”
Okay, so here’s what we know. The West Virginia fan was clearly in front of the urinal in question and it looked like the Miami fan was letting him piss in peace.
For some reason, the Mountaineer fan felt the need to call out the Hurricane fan for approaching the urinal too, even though he was giving him space. From there, the WVU fan went nuts and blasted the ‘Canes fan before the Miami fan took advantage of his height and speed and landed a punch on the West Virginia fans’ face.
What we don’t know: what happened before the video started, who Billy is, and WHY ON EARTH THE WEST VIRGINIA FAN HAD BEEN IN PRISON!?!?!
Funny story – this isn’t the first near-massive brawl to break out between the two schools this week. Some players on both teams were taking the bowl game very seriously earlier this week before the game kicked off.
[Deadspin]
