If you are going to be a thief, don’t go around shirtless if you have a very obvious marker of who you are, like a blatant chest tattoo.
South Carolina police are on the hunt for these two crooks who burgled some stuff from Williams-Brice Stadium in Columbia recently. Authorities will not say what items this dynamic duo burgled, but we can only assume they probably stole the few shirts in the state that will fit the guy on the left to cover up his incredibly obvious chest tattoo.
Downloading “Sandstorm” off the internet is really not that hard to do, but maybe it’s harder for these two guys. I hope they didn’t take the “Cocky” mascot suit.