LAS VEGAS, NV – JUNE 22: (L-R) Host Will Arnett speaks with head coach Mike Sullivan, Pascal Dupuis, general manager Jim Rutherford and Sidney Crosby of the Pittsburgh Penguins during the 2016 NHL Awards at The Joint inside the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on June 22, 2016 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Now that we are approximately 25 percent through the 2016-17 NHL season, it’s customary to announce season-long awards. I know that doesn’t make any sense, but it’s a thing we all do in the hockey world and I’m no better than anyone else when it comes to content creation.

Today, I will be awarding one-quarter of all the NHL’s big awards, but I will also be awarding the inverse of said awards. Anyone can hand out the Norris Trophy for best defenseman, but only here at The Comeback will you find the winner of the Sirron Trophy for the NHL’s worst defenseman through 20-ish games. The trophies look exactly the same, except the ones we are giving to the bad players are made of poop.

Here are the quarter point’s best and worst players in the NHL.

Hart Trophy

Winner: Connor McDavid, Edmonton Oilers

Finalists: Carey Price, Montreal Canadiens, Devan Dubnyk, Minnesota Wild

It’s toss-up between McDavid and Price, who are the biggest individual factors in any team’s success this season. But while Price is without question making the Canadiens look better than they are, the Oilers are just god-awful when McDavid isn’t on the ice. Both teams would be out of the playoffs without their respective stars, but the Oilers would be slightly worse off without McDavid.

And no way in real life would two of the three finalists for this award ever be goaltenders, but McDavid is the only skater that stands out for me and Dubnyk is the light version of Price.

Trah Trophy

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 07:  Andrew Ladd #16 of the New York Islanders skates against the Vancouver Canucks at the Barclays Center on November 7, 2016 in Brooklyn borough of New York City. Islanders defeated the Canucks 4-2.  (Photo by Mike Stobe/NHLI via Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY – NOVEMBER 07: Andrew Ladd #16 of the New York Islanders skates against the Vancouver Canucks at the Barclays Center on November 7, 2016 in Brooklyn borough of New York City. Islanders defeated the Canucks 4-2. (Photo by Mike Stobe/NHLI via Getty Images)

Winner: Andrew Ladd, New York Islanders

Finalists: Steve Mason, Philadelphia Flyers, Sean Monahan, Calgary Flames

Ladd signed a seven-year, $38.5 million free-agent contract in the offseason and has two goals and two assists through 23 games. Unless he’s playing with a secret injury, no player has done more to sabotage an already good team than Ladd. A team could sign me and I could infect them all with the mumps and I’d still be more helpful than Ladd.

Mason has an .898 save percentage, but there was always a possibility he’d go back to being a bad goaltender at any moment after a couple good seasons. Monahan is a lot like Ladd in that he signed a big contract during the summer and has seen a sharp decline in production this season (25 games, six goals, nine points).

Norris Trophy

Winner: Brent Burns, San Jose Sharks

Finalists: Kris Letang, Pittsburgh Penguins, Dustin Byfuglien, Winnipeg Jets

This award is so wide-open right now. If Letang hadn’t missed games, this is probably his trophy. Burns leads the league in points and Byfuglien logs more ice time than anyone in the league.

Ryan Suter, Erik Karlsson, Drew Doughty and Shea Weber are all in the mix. This is why we don’t award trophies this early in the season.

Sirron Trophy

Winner: John Klingberg, Dallas Stars

Finalists: Alex Goligoski, Arizona Coyotes, Kevin Bieksa, Anaheim Ducks

The other two have been worse, but based on expectations, is anyone having a more disappointing season than Klingberg? The Stars, a team that doesn’t exactly have a deep group of defensemen, have been making Klingberg a healthy scratch of late. This was a player on the outskirts of the Norris Trophy last season and now he has been deemed more of a liability than Jordie Benn.

Goligoski ranks 167th out of 167 defensemen with at least 200 5-on-5 minutes in raw Fenwick (40.2 percent) after a signing a six-year, $36 million contract during the offseason. Bieksa just isn’t good anymore.

Vezina Trophy

Winner: Carey Price, Montreal Canadiens

Finalists: Devan Dubnyk, Minnesota Wild, Tuukka Rask, Boston Bruins

Not a lot to explain here. Price is the best goaltender, so he gets the trophy that goes to the best goaltender. Dubnyk and Rask have numbers worthy of the trophy in almost any other year so barring a Price injury, good luck.

Anizev Trophy

Winner: Steve Mason, Philadelphia Flyers

Finalists: Brian Elliott, Calgary Flames, Ben Bishop, Tampa Bay Lightning

Mason (.898) narrowly edges Elliott (.885) because Elliott plays for a much worse team. The Flyers have been dominating at even strength this season, so Mason has been the difference between a playoff spot and not qualifying while Elliott has been the difference between being terrible and just regular bad.

Bishop (.902) has been a victim of poor play and injuries in front of him for most of this season but geez, .902? Cam Ward has figured out a way to sit above .915 this season so there’s no excuse for Bishop being this bad.

Calder Trophy

Winner: Patrik Laine, Winnipeg Jets

Finalists: Zach Werenski, Columbus Blue Jackets, Auston Matthews, Toronto Maple Leafs

I want to give this to Werenski, a defenseman with five goals and 16 points in 21 games. If he continues at that rate, I may use my real vote at the end of the season to give him the Calder. But Laine is careening toward 40 goals and nearly 70 points. That’s too hard to ignore.

A thing to consider — Penguins goaltender Matt Murray is still a rookie. He’s not in the top-three as of now because he’s played in less than half his team’s games. That will change over the final four months, so if his save percentage is in the .930s, it will make for an interesting debate if Laine is near 40 goals.

Redlac Trophy

21 OCT 2016:  Arizona Coyotes center Dylan Strome (20) during the third period of the game between the New York Islanders and the Arizona Coyotes played at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn,NY.(Photo by Rich Graessle/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)
21 OCT 2016: Arizona Coyotes center Dylan Strome (20) during the third period of the game between the New York Islanders and the Arizona Coyotes played at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn,NY.(Photo by Rich Graessle/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

Winner: Dylan Strome, Arizona Coyotes,

Finalists: Nick Schmaltz, Chicago Blackhawks, Devin Shore, Dallas Stars

How in the world was Strome not good enough to crack the Coyotes this season? I’m willing to consider that him being sent to the OHL was to protect the 19-year-old from the horrid nature of the Coyotes or because the team is quietly tanking. But boy, was he really underwhelming. He had just one assist in seven games and yes, the Redlac honors have more to do with expectations than performance, because…

… remember the nonstop information you received this summer about Schmaltz? Remember how pumped Chicago was about this kid? The 20th pick in the 2014 draft has one goal in 24 games. The Blackhawks have used him everywhere and he’s done nearly nothing.

The only reason Shore is here is because he tweeted that he doesn’t like pizza and thinks hot dogs aren’t sandwiches. He only has one goal in 24 games, but it’s mostly the pizza and hot dogs thing that lands him here.

Jack Adams Award

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Winner: Guy Boucher, Ottawa Senators

Finalists: John Hynes, New Jersey Devils, Mike Babcock, Toronto Maple Leafs

This is another one that’s tight and almost not worth discussing this early. The Senators made very few changes in the offseason, but Boucher has them in playoff contention with his incredibly boring style of hockey that should not be encouraged like this.

Hynes is again drawing blood from a stone in the form of a Devils team devoid of talent that has been without Taylor Hall and Mike Cammalleri for long stretches. Babcock still isn’t working with a whole lot — especially defensively — but the Leafs have improved in a lot of areas in his second season.

Adam Jacks Award

VANCOUVER, BC - MARCH 10:  Head coach Jack Capuano of the New York Islanders looks on from the bench during their NHL game against the Vancouver Canucks at Rogers Arena March 10, 2014 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.  (Photo by Jeff Vinnick/NHLI via Getty Images)
VANCOUVER, BC – MARCH 10: Head coach Jack Capuano of the New York Islanders looks on from the bench during their NHL game against the Vancouver Canucks at Rogers Arena March 10, 2014 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. (Photo by Jeff Vinnick/NHLI via Getty Images)

Winner: Jack Capuano, New York Islanders

Finalists: Willie Desjardins, Vancouver Canucks, Peter Laviolette, Nashville Predators

Outside of Capuano, I don’t know if anyone is doing a truly terrible job this season. Desjardins has nothing to work with outside of the Sedins. Laviolette’s here because he has virtually the same team as last season and it’s been mysteriously mediocre, although it’s slowly heating up.

GM of the Year

BUFFALO, NY - JUNE 25: Jeff Gorton of the New York Rangers attends the 2016 NHL Draft on June 25, 2016 in Buffalo, New York.  (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)
BUFFALO, NY – JUNE 25: Jeff Gorton of the New York Rangers attends the 2016 NHL Draft on June 25, 2016 in Buffalo, New York. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

Winner: Jeff Gorton, New York Rangers

Finalists: Marc Bergevin, Montreal Canadiens, Chuck Fletcher, Minnesota Wild

Bergevin is a close second, while Fletcher has made the most out of signing Eric Staal and hiring Bruce Boudreau. But the cap-strapped Gorton has kept the Rangers afloat this season when many thought they were doomed. He signed Michael Grabner (12 goals), Jimmy Vesey (eight goals) and Brandon Pirri (five goals) for less than $4 million.

Gorton also engineered the Derick Brassard-Mika Zibanejad trade, one that was working out well until Zibanejad’s scary leg injury that will cost him nearly two months.

BM of the Year

Winner: Jim Benning, Vancouver Canucks

Finalists: Jim Nill, Dallas Stars, Garth Snow, New York Islanders

This one was hard, but it goes to Benning because of his refusal to rebuild along with his overpayment of Loui Eriksson and acquisition of Erik Gudbranson. I could go on forever about the job he’s done in Vancouver, but I’m told this is already at 1,400 words so let’s wrap it up.

Nill is here for failing to address his goaltending during the offseason and every word before this involving the Islanders is why Snow is here.