It doesn’t matter if it’s a nice summer day when bros want to bro-down, they bro-down. Case and point, a bunch of bros were chilling poolside at Capstone Cottages apartment complex in Texas when a massive brawl broke out.
Emulating Randy Marsh from South Park, a chiseled bro raised his hands in the air and was chirping another bro. As he spoke, another bro started flailing punches at him. A buddy to the chiseled bro charged at the flailing bro, spearing him hard and knocking him to the ground. One of flailing bro’s bros went to defend his buddies honor but was completely laid out by chiseled bro, sending his ass right into the pool. It’s a TKO.
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Though on the grand cosmic scale none of these guys are winners, we’ll award chiseled bro the victory, solely due to the volume of punches he landed. Props to the charging bro for displaying excellent form on the spear. Twas’ a beauty. I’d love to say ‘thankfully nobody was hurt’ but the bro who got decked into the pool probably has a concussion and a shiner. At least he got it defending flailing bro.
The fight wasn’t without consequences. Capstone Cottages closed their pool indefinitely following the bro-down. If the bros want to bro-down in the future, they’re going to have to find a new location. It’s unbroleivable.