Gary Bettman won't be handing out any Halloween candy this year. He still hasn't figured out how to unlock his front door. Instead, he'll be taking to the streets to join in on the trick-or-treating.
"I'm Gary Bettman and I can do whatever I want!"
We always imagined Bettman was shorter in real life and more difficult to understand.
Props to Ziggy Linklater & Kevin Minato for this gem.