There is such a thing as too much information sometimes, especially when it comes to spilling the beans on your defensive techniques: cutting the cheese.
Montreal Canadiens defenseman P.K. Subban is one of the best in the game without a doubt, but how? Why is he so effective at what he does? In an interview on Tout le monde en parle, a Francophone Canadian talk show, Subban let the whole NHL know that they need to hold their breath whenever they’re in front of the Canadiens’ net.
P.K. Subban just admitted he intentionally farts in front of the net to annoy the opposition. I’m sure Carey Price must love that.
— Аrpon Basu (@ArponBasu) October 6, 2014
Subban said his pre-game coffee acts as a catalyst in his stomach, then he holds it in until game time so he can fart on the ice. Great. — Аrpon Basu (@ArponBasu) October 6, 2014
Subban’s lucky that the coffee only gives him gas. At least we’ll know why if he ever awkwardly excuses himself from the ice after a shot on net from the opposition. I’m sure that hockey sharts are the worst.