One Twitter user posted this screenshot from an alleged conversation on Twitter between Dallas Stars forward Jamie Benn and defenseman Jason Demers. I used alleged because I haven’t seen anybody else post the screenshot, although it does look legit.
Back to the post, Jamie Benn asked his teammate if he liked to “Bunch Mox’, suggesting Demers is the kind of guy who would do that kind of thing. If you’re unsure what that means, reverse the first letters in the slang. Here’s the Urban Dictionary definition (NSFW) for anybody struggling.
screnshos bc im petty pic.twitter.com/nfXWVtzWdS
— conrad (@atrodorsus) July 16, 2015
Now why are we even talking about this? Because Twitter has been absolutely magic in their response to this. Here are my favorite reactions to the conversation – starting with my favorite from the always great Graphic Comments.
I suppose given Benn's experience on the ice, you can understand why it would, er…leave a bad taste in his mouth. pic.twitter.com/ec91UMs0WF
— Graphic Comments (@GraphicComments) July 16, 2015
So next time someone calls out Jamie Benn for diving and says "he goes down too easily," well…uh…I guess we have proof against that.
— Camp Gus! (@CommissarTaco) July 16, 2015
And just think, Jamie Benn thought the Sedin Twins were weird.
— Adam Proteau (@Proteautype) July 16, 2015
.@jamiebenn14 how am i supposed to explain this to my kids
— Scott T. (@NHLFlyera) July 16, 2015
I also suggest, ladies, if you’re into equal pleasure time, you call Demers and not Benn.
— Toni McIntyre (@ToniMacAttack) July 16, 2015
u all deserve a Demers do not settle for a Benn u are all better than that my flawless angels
— Sarah Connors (@sarah_connors) July 16, 2015
Like, I hope Demers appreciates how laid Jamie Benn just got him.
— Eliza Eaton-Stern (@ElizaEatonStern) July 16, 2015
— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) July 16, 2015
Take a bow Hockey Twitter.