In our next Movember MLB Mustache Madness Current Player Semi-Final, we get an epic slugger versus an epic slappy, but we also get two epic mustaches. What more could you ask for?
Joey Bats has the power and the power mustache, but is his short-liven flirtation with an upper lip umbrella enough to overtake the long-cultivated crumb catcher of his counterpart?
Grit and determination count for a lot in baseball and somehow Brendan Ryan figured out how to physically manifest those qualities in the available space under his nose.
Time to vote! (one vote per matchup per day)