Carly Rae Jepsen throws out a dreadful first pitch

Hey I just saw you
At the Rays game
That pitch was awful
You should feel some shame

Sorry about that awful bit of prose, but I felt it was necessary. Carly Rae Jepsen of "Call Me Maybe" fame threw out the first pitch at Sunday's Astros-Rays game, and the results were disastrous. Jepsen's pitch went maybe…five feet before it smacked into the turf at Tropicana Field like a lawn dart and rolled to the right of a cameraman who was set up at the edge of the circle around home plate and the batters boxes. I mean…you really can't get much worse than this. Carly, you're no Bill Nye, that's for sure.

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