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The Twelve Days of Hot Stove

It’s a slow week in the baseball world and it’s Christmas, so why not combine the two? In honor of one of the busiest off-seasons we’ve seen in a long time, here are The Twelve Days of Hot Stove. Because any time you can take the words of a famous Christmas carol and replace them with baseball terms, you have to do it. Now get yourself some hot chocolate, a hot toddy or your favorite holiday beverage and sing along to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas. Happy Holidays!

On the first day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
One Jacoby Ellsbury

On the second day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
Two Grandersons
And a Jacoby Ellsbury

On the third day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
Three Beltrans
Two Grandersons
And a Jacoby Ellsbury

On the fourth day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
Four Marlon Byrds
Three Beltrans
Two Grandersons
And a Jacoby Ellsbury

On the fifth day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
Five golden gloves
Four Marlon Byrds
Three Beltrans
Two Grandersons
And a Jacoby Ellsbury

On the sixth day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
Six pitchers dealing
Five golden gloves
Four Marlon Byrds
Three Beltrans
Two Grandersons
And a Jacoby Ellsbury

On the seventh day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
Seven years in Texas
Six pitchers dealing
Five golden gloves
Four Marlon Byrds
Three Beltrans
Two Grandersons
And a Jacoby Ellsbury

On the eighth day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
Eight teams-a-spending
Seven years in Texas
Six pitchers dealing
Five golden gloves
Four Marlon Byrds
Three Beltrans
Two Grandersons
And a Jacoby Ellsbury

On the ninth day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
Nine physicals pending
Eight teams-a-spending
Seven years in Texas
Six pitchers dealing
Five golden gloves
Four Marlon Byrds
Three Beltrans
Two Grandersons
And a Jacoby Ellsbury

On the tenth day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
Ten years at Safeco
Nine physicals pending
Eight teams-a-spending
Seven years in Texas
Six pitchers dealing
Five golden gloves
Four Marlon Byrds
Three Beltrans
Two Grandersons
And a Jacoby Ellsbury

On the eleventh day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
Eleven bloggers snarking
Ten years at Safeco
Nine physicals pending
Eight teams-a-spending
Seven years in Texas
Six pitchers dealing
Five golden gloves
Four Marlon Byrds
Three Beltrans
Two Grandersons
And a Jacoby Ellsbury

On the twelfth day of Hot Stove
My GM gave to me
Twelve sources confirming
Eleven bloggers snarking
Ten years at Safeco
Nine physicals pending
Eight teams-a-spending
Seven years in Texas
Six pitchers dealing
Five golden gloves
Four Marlon Byrds
Three Beltrans
Two Grandersons
And a Jacoby Ellsbury

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