Various baseball-themed animal mascots celebrated the Phillie Phanatic’s birthday

Here’s the creepiest thing you’ll see today…during Sunday’s Reds-Phillies game, the Phillies celebrated the birthday of their mascot, the legendary Phillie Phanatic. Various animal, baseball-themed mascots called the ZOOperstars were at Citizens Bank Park, and things got…a little weird.

-You have Clammy Sosa, eating an umpire and then vomiting up its clothes.
-Shark McGwire spinning its head around enough to make someone dizzy.
-Harry Canary singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”

So…are you terrified yet? If not, you should be.

Joe Lucia

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