This Wil Myers bike horn giveaway will steal your soul

On Sunday, the Rays are giving away a Wil Myers bike horn to kids 14 and under. And quite frankly, it’s terrifying.

The Rays are an organization that typically has very innovative and unique giveaways, and this is certainly one of them. That doesn’t change the fact that it’s freaking horrifying, though.

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I'm the managing editor of Awful Announcing and the news editor of The Comeback. I also made The Outside Corner a thing for six seasons.