Browns torch Steelers on and off the field, fan suffers loss

Steelers fan car in Cleveland

It was a bad day all around for the Pittsburgh Steelers, and more so for one Steelers fan who found both his team and his car torched in Cleveland.

Eyewitnesses claim that the fan parked his car over hot charcoal. Others say it was torched. Police suspect Steelers running backs who found the ball too hot to handle.

How does an owner file an insurance claim on a thing like this?

Hello, Discount Double Choke Insurance Agency. We understand your epic fails, A. Rodgers speaking.

Hello. My car burned up in a fire.

Wow. How did that happen? 

Drove it to Cleveland and got blown up by the Browns. 

Wait. WHAT? Cleveland? The BROWNS blew up something from Pittsburgh? That's suspicious. Never happened before. I'm sure the commissioner will review the claim. But, your car is worth a buck and I'd like to send you a check.

May I have that in change, please?


Because I'd like to get four complete quarters in Cleveland. Maybe that will light a fire under those guys.



About Anthony Brown

Lifelong Redskins fan and blogger about football and life since 2004. Joined MVN's Hog Heaven blog in 2005 and then moved Redskins Hog Heaven to Bolguin Network. Believes that the course of a season is pre-ordained by management decisions made during the offseason. Can occasionally be found on the This Given Sunday blog and he does guest posts.