Sometimes it's impossible to make crazy incidents up. This is one of those cases.
Ex-NFL lineman Ian Beckles was arrested in St Petersburg, Florida and charged for disorderly intoxication after he allegedly ignored police orders to leave police horses alone.
According to the police report, officers ordered Beckles to walk on the sidewalk after he made his way onto a street in St. Petersburg.
After taunting on duty officers, Beckles made his way to a mounted police officer. When he was told to stay away from the officer, Beckles approached another horse. After actually touching the horse, Beckles was arrested. He posted bail of $100 a few hours later.