LoLo Jones to Ndamukong Suh: Lets just be friends

Ndamukong Suh and LoLo Jones are not an item

"Lets just be friends." Are there any four words men least want to hear from a hot prospect?

Olympian hurdler and virgin princess Lori "LoLo" Jones denied reports by gossip sites that paired her with Detroit Lions DT Ndamukong Suh. 

"We are not currently dating," Jones said in a Playbook interview. Um, currently?

Elite athletes travel fly rare air. It comes as no surprise that Jones and Suh may have crossed paths inside a tight social circle. Friendships develop. Guys and gals become buddies and nothing more. Someone caught the two together and made something of it. Jones would say made-up.

Still, by saying not currently dating, Jones implies that once they were. I hope this was just a poor choice of words, because the mental picture of Suh and Jones as an item has a huge "ick" factor that makes it hard to eat my pregame meal.

Suh is better off focusing on a tough outing against the 49ers. The future Mr. Jones must be relieved, too.   


About Anthony Brown

Lifelong Redskins fan and blogger about football and life since 2004. Joined MVN's Hog Heaven blog in 2005 and then moved Redskins Hog Heaven to Bolguin Network. Believes that the course of a season is pre-ordained by management decisions made during the offseason. Can occasionally be found on the This Given Sunday blog and he does guest posts.