What is worse than stuffing more than 1,400 bags worth of heroin inside your butt?

Getting caught by the police doing it.

Fernando Estrella, 41, was stopped by police in St. Albans City, Vermont, for speeding and a stop sign violation early Wednesday morning. While Estrella was pulled over, a drug-sniffing dog alerted officers to the back seat of his 2012 Chrysler minivan, according to DNAinfo New York.

The officers did not find any drugs, but did stumble upon needle and cooking cap. Estrella was detained, and after officers obtained a search warrant, they discovered three condoms filled with approximately 1,400 bags of heroin hidden in his anal cavity.

Estrella is a Bronx native, but had brought the drugs up to Vermont in order to sell them there.

Hiding drugs inside ones rectum is certainly not a new phenomenon. A Philadelphia man was recently sentenced to 20 years in prison for transporting over 8 kilograms of heroin inside his butt over a two year period. If that is not strange enough, a Massachusetts woman was arrested for stowing away drugs inside a butt prosthesis.

Folks, don’t hide drugs in your butt. It’s gross, illegal and when you get caught you’re forever known as the “butt-drugs guy,” and no one wants to be that guy.

About Ben Sieck

Ben is a recent graduate of Butler University where he served as Managing Editor and Co-Editor-in-Chief for the Butler Collegian. He currently resides in Indianapolis.