Today is Tuesday, the sun rose in the East and will set in the West, and because all is right in the world, a naked Florida man did something insane.

As those of us who follow @_FloridaMan are aware, Floridians are often naked and/or committing crimes.

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Today in Florida Men, a man was arrested for stealing a $25,000 swan statue while naked, as collateral damage from stealing a Ford F-150.

From the Orlando Sentinel:

Footage shows him creeping around the business using a white, 5-gallon bucket to cover his front area. Deputies say he tried several doors around the business then stole a Ford F-150 King Ranch truck, which had the large swan statute in the back.

The swan was discovered Friday by a fisherman around a pond near Hibiscus Parkway West. It is being processed by crime-scene investigators then will be returned to its owners.

As we’ve learned, you really shouldn’t be surprised by a naked man stealing your swan statue if you live in Florida. The question is why you would buy a $25,000 swan statue.

About Kevin Trahan

Kevin mostly covers college football and college basketball, with an emphasis on NCAA issues and other legal issues in sports. He is also an incoming law student. He's written for SB Nation, USA Today, VICE Sports, The Guardian and The Wall Street Journal, among others. He is a graduate of Northwestern University.