Florida Man

The tales of the infamous “Florida Man” struck again during the holiday season in, of all places, Holiday, Florida.

The Pasco County Sheriff’s Office down in Holiday, Florida is looking for the suspect of a gas station robbery, according to WPTV.

If you look closely at the picture of the suspect, you’ll notice something that has the Sheriff’s Office possible more intrigued in wrapping up this investigation…THE SUSPECT DREW ON A BEARD.

The suspect, who is being described as a heavy-set white male in his 30s or 40s, was sporting a drawn on beard, red bandanna, long dark hair, and a green military-style jumpsuit. He left the scene in a tan or brown Toyota cab truck.

As of 9:23 am EST on Thursday, it was unknown if the suspect left with money and thankfully, no injuries were reported.

New information is slowly rolling out as the day goes on including what could become a twist: the witness statements described the suspect as male, but the Sheriff’s office is now saying the suspect may be a man OR woman.

One final note – the responses to the original tweet are terrific.




Oh Florida. If you’re interesting in reading other tales of Florida men and women, check these out:

Florida man makes appearance as Jeopardy category

Florida man interrupts Hurricane Matthew live report to celebrate Haramabe

Florida man dons “Make America Great Again” hat during murders

Florida man arrested for snoring too loud

Florida man shoots at Pokemon Go players outside his house

Florida man illegally parks his Flintstones car in Key West

Florida man poses as doctor for second time

Florida man throws alligator into Wendys’ from drive-thru window

Florida woman starts a high-speed chase after posing as Kia manager in Lousiana


About David Lauterbach

David is a writer for The Comeback. He enjoyed two Men's Basketball Final Four trips for Syracuse before graduating in 2016. If The Office or Game of Thrones is on TV, David will be watching.