Yudier Duenas-Sosa was arrested last weekend after he allegedly marched around a neighborhood drunk and naked wielding a machete and destroying mail boxes.
He was charged with aggravated assault and criminal mischief, while his cousinIrene Orozco was charged with resisting a law enforcement officer.
You have one guess on what state they’re from.
Yep, it’s Florida.
According to the Cape Coral Police, Sosa and Orozco were in the area for a party and were both “extremely intoxicated.” Officers responded to a call at 10:20 p.m. on Saturday and arrived to find Sosa naked and holding a machete. He was taken into custody “without incident.”
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— Cape Coral Police (@CapePD) May 1, 2017
It’s impossible to know what was up with Sosa and how he came to be naked holding a machete—or what he had against mailboxes.
We don’t know if Sosa has a history of incidents like this, but Florida Man certainly does. In February, he tried to blow up a Target to hurt the company’s stock. In December, he robbed a gas station with a drawn-on beard. In October, he yelled, “Dicks out for Harambe,” during a hurricane. He has also been arrested for snoring too loudly, shot at Pokemon Go players and parked his Flintstones care illegally.
Other states have a long way to go to catch up.