via Google

Google’s satellite photography is an endless treasure trove of information. Who hasn’t spent time perusing various locales, looking for their own homes, or checking to see if Google shows their car parked outside the office they never get to leave?

Oh, just me? Uh, never mind.

But what most of us probably haven’t claimed is that Google has photographic evidence of a fistfight with aliens.

That’s exactly what John Mooner says happened to him, though, ahead of his apparent alien abduction. And he offers as “proof” a few images from Google Earth, along with this narrative description, provided here via Metro UK:

He says the green glow on the map shows an alien ship – and that in another part of the satellite image, you can see him in hand-to-hand combat with an alien.

‘The shocking thing about this was that it’s me being abducted by a grey alien and the satellite image clearly shows me trying to fight off the grey alien by punching it in the face.

‘I was having trouble with the Google Earth app that was installed on my computer so I looked for an online option and found Google satellite maps. I thought to myself I will view the area where I was UFO spotted from last year and look for anything out of the ordinary.

‘I was left speechless by what I saw. The satellite has captured a real alien abduction taking place.’

‘Looking at the image it appears that the alien has blocked my punch and has grabbed my fist and must have been able to subdue me.’

Here’s the image in question, for a round of You Make The Call:

via Google
via Google

And a cliched ZOOM AND ENHANCE:



So, what’s the verdict? Is this guy crazy, or did Google’s satellites capture him giving ET a “Welcome to Earth!” moment?

Upon review:

Aliens. Definitely aliens.


About Jay Rigdon

Jay is a columnist at Awful Announcing. He is not a strong swimmer. He is probably talking to a dog in a silly voice at this very moment.