A little over a week ago the world was introduced to the Sheridan High School (Ohio) Student Section, who put together what might just have been the greatest free throw distraction ever.

Don’t ever accuse those kids of resting on their laurels because it looks like they’re not only trying to one-up that distraction but they’re also introducing the world to an extended theme of free throw distractions that tell their own possibly-heartbreaking story about the cycle of life.

Hey, it worked!

We’re fascinated to find out where things go from here. Will we see the baby learn how to walk during a free throw? Ride a bike for the first time during a free throw? Get angry at his father and lash out by getting a nose piercing during a free throw? So much life ahead of us…

[Red Regiment]

About Sean Keeley

Along with writing for Awful Announcing and The Comeback, Sean is the Editorial Strategy Director for Comeback Media. Previously, he created the Syracuse blog Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician and wrote 'How To Grow An Orange: The Right Way to Brainwash Your Child Into Rooting for Syracuse.' He has also written non-Syracuse-related things for SB Nation, Curbed, and other outlets. He currently lives in Seattle where he is complaining about bagels. Send tips/comments/complaints to sean@thecomeback.com.