Sharks are not friends and they are not food, contrary to what Finding Nemo may tell you.

Oh wait – the line is actually “fish are friends, not food”! Actually, they are both friends and food because dammit, I love sushi.

Anyway, sharks aren’t friends and aren’t food either, and that’s proving to be the case in Orange County, California. A couple people were out paddle boarding when all of the sudden, the police showed up because SHARKS ALSO SHOWED UP.

I once got caught in a riptide and had no idea what to do. So if I was on a paddle board and there were 15 great white sharks near me, I would’ve just called it a life.

Luckily, I don’t have to because I was not one of those paddle boarders.

Also, the replies to this tweet from ABC News were fantastic.

[ABC News]

About David Lauterbach

David is a writer for The Comeback. He enjoyed two Men's Basketball Final Four trips for Syracuse before graduating in 2016. If The Office or Game of Thrones is on TV, David will be watching.