Columbus Ohio Police is looking for someone who is very much looking to have a lot of fun at his house while Ohio’s “stay at home” order is in effect.

The police department is taking to social media to see if anyone can recognize this guy who stole over $1,500 worth of condoms from a Columbus CVS on March 17th.

https://twitter.com/ColumbusPolice/status/1243611401488338954?s=20

In the surveillance video, the guy brought a garbage bag and filled it with boxes and boxes of condoms. And then after that, he walked out of the store with the bag in hand.

Props to the guy for wanting to practice safe sex and if you’re going to be stuck at home for the foreseeable future and you have a willing partner at home, eventually you’re going to get tired of watching Netflix all day. But at the same time, you still shouldn’t steal condoms so if anyone recognizes him, they should probably reach out to police.

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