A man was arrested early Wednesday morning in San Diego after breaking into a Wells Fargo bank. He wasn’t there to rob the bank; he just wanted to heat up his Hot Pockets.

After an alarm went off, police arrived at the Chollas View bank at around 3:30 AM and found a broken window. According to 10News (San Diego ABC outlet), “the alarm company told police that surveillance cameras inside the branch captured a man inside a break room and using the microwave.”

San Diego Police went into the bank to arrest the man. As he was brought outside to the police car, a 10News reporter asked him if the Hot Pockets were worth it (he apparently ate two).

He responded, “Hell yeah it’s worth it. Fuck yeah it’s worth it. A Hot Pocket? Hell yeah.”


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