The Chicago Cubs beat the San Francisco Giants 5-1 at Wrigley Field on Thursday, then hit the road for a six-game West-Coast road trip.
And because the Cubs are headed to San Diego for the second half of the trip—and because they are managed by the ever-ridiculous Joe Maddon—they dressed in “Anchorman-themed” outfits, with players showing off their best 1970s get-ups in tribute to Ron Burgundy and company.
Here how Maddon described the theme, via CSN Chicago:
“It’s the Ron Burgundy/Brick Tamland – and I also wanted to include Tommy La Stella – Tribute Road Trip, where 60 percent of the time, it works every time, sponsored by Sex Panther cologne,” Maddon said.
The result was a lot of garish suits and the occasional cowboy hat.
We’re kind of a big deal. pic.twitter.com/E3Lmf8FBMc
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) May 25, 2017
WHAMMY! pic.twitter.com/sI76tXhBF0
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) May 25, 2017
Cubs' Kyle Schwarber was Champ Kind from "Anchorman." Did he pull it off? pic.twitter.com/DPkp9KdvWC
— Terrin Waack (@TerrinWaack) May 25, 2017
Here’s reliever Koji Uehara, one of two players (along with starter John Lackey, above in the red suit), who was actually alive for part of the ’70s
遠征に行ってきまぁす (o^^o) pic.twitter.com/ki4SX7AqLI
— KOJI UEHARA (@TeamUehara) May 25, 2017
Maddon himself got involved in the Anchorman theme, of course.
Finally we have Joe Maddon, who really committed. pic.twitter.com/6UGl0ETD6W
— Scott Chasen (@ChasenScott) May 25, 2017
— Gordon Wittenmyer (@GDubMLB) May 25, 2017
Pitcher Brian Duensing even whipped out his Sex Panther cologne for the trip.
Ron burgundy theme trip to LA and San Diego. So in case anyone was wondering… yes Sex Panther is in play pic.twitter.com/iDyqzvzEaG
— Brian Duensing (@BrianDuensing52) May 25, 2017
The award for best outfit probably goes to reliever C.J. Edwards, who wore a sky-blue three-piece suit with no shirt under it, plus a gold chain and sunglasses.
No touching of the hair or face. pic.twitter.com/EQ7BOpkENG
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) May 25, 2017
Oh and don’t forget the Afro pick.
.@CEdwardsSBS putting in work. pic.twitter.com/6ES4zACv40
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) May 25, 2017
If you’re sick of Maddon’s gimmicks and wish the Cubs would wear regular clothes on their road trips like everyone else (or if you simply wish we’d all stop talking about their dress-up games), that’s fair.
But if the Cubs are going to keep giving their road trips absurd themes, this was probably the classiest option.