If there were a World Series of digital marketing, the Seattle Mariners would have a dynasty by now.
The Mariners have long had one of the most engaging social media presences in sports, and their annual commercials (Remember Larry Bernandez?) are unfailingly amusing.
But Seattle might have one-upped itself this year.
On Wednesday, the Mariners tweeted out four 30-second ads, and while they were all fun (you can see them here), one clearly stood out from the rest. It was called “Beyond the Flip,” and it featured players practicing their new home run celebrations, with an assist from Edgar Martinez.
Bat flips are so last season.
It's time for something new. pic.twitter.com/NLbhCiNlYh
— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) March 15, 2017
The Mariners also shared an ad called “Felix Day,” starring, of course, Felix Hernandez. The commercial, which features a variety of Felix Day celebrations, ends with Hernandez striking out an Oakland A’s batter as the catcher hands him a balloon shaped like a K.
Clear your calendar every fifth day of the week.#HappyFelixDay pic.twitter.com/SyjVfZSyGe
— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) March 15, 2017
For some reason, this entirely harmless ad seemed to displease the Athletics’ Twitter account, which fought back, rather feebly, with an unnecessary allusion to the fact Seattle has never won the World Series…
Congratulations on inventing a day so that you could finally get a ring.
— Oakland A's (@Athletics) March 15, 2017
The Mariners did not apologize…
— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) March 15, 2017
The A’s responded with another “Ringzzzz” argument…
Thanks. We'll tie the balloon to one of our World Series trophies so it won't float away. pic.twitter.com/dYet0ZCSrG
— Oakland A's (@Athletics) March 15, 2017
And the Mariners responded with a Smash Mouth reference, poking fun at Oakland’s feud with the band…
Well, we know the 70s and 80s were fun, but as you know…the years start coming and they don't stop coming.
— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) March 15, 2017
The A’s then continued to be terrible at this…
Here's a balloon that might look familiar to you. pic.twitter.com/fGYnYYzyeH
— Oakland A's (@Athletics) March 15, 2017
Before the Mariners mercifully ended the tiff…
See you in 2017. pic.twitter.com/mEdDr0Oa2r
— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) March 15, 2017
Needless to say, the Mariners won this exchange, thereby maintaining their super-important status as the MLB team with the best Twitter account.