After Super Bowl LI, Tom Brady’s jersey was stolen. You know that by now. The jersey still hasn’t been recovered, and the perpetrator is still at large.
Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick isn’t happy about the theft of the historic item, and wants the Texas Rangers (of Chuck Norris variety) to get involved.
The Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has weighed in on Tom Brady's missing jersey, asking for help from the Texas Rangers pic.twitter.com/3iuKO2n6kI
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) February 6, 2017
Unfortunately, it appears Patrick is going to get the help of the *baseball* Texas Rangers instead.
@RapSheet On it.
— Texas Rangers (@Rangers) February 6, 2017
@PatrickSvitek @DanPatrick This is a bit out of our job description, but we'll see what we can do. pic.twitter.com/4e6PWfaMVc
— Texas Rangers (@Rangers) February 6, 2017
**hear we’re tasked with finding a jersey**
**name Beltre lead detective**
**thief turns self in** pic.twitter.com/l2WrUmE84t— Texas Rangers (@Rangers) February 6, 2017
Let’s be honest here – if Adrian Beltre is the lead detective, the jersey will be recovered within five minutes if the team just tells him the thief was responsible for all of that head touching over the years.
