Have you ever wanted to be awakened by a loud ringing and Hawk Harrelson screaming at you?
I’ve got some good news for you – a White Sox giveaway in May will make those dreams a reality.
You’ll never sleep through your alarm again.
⏰: First 20,000 fans on 5/13! pic.twitter.com/ceJC3pXP6y
— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) April 24, 2017
Yep – this Hawk Harrelson alarm clock giveaway is real, and it’s…well, I don’t know if “fantastic” is the proper word, but it’s definitely real.
Shockingly, plenty of tickets for the Padres-White Sox game on May 13th are still available. What, a mid-May game between two teams that finished under .500 isn’t a hot seller? Even with this incredible giveaway *and* the Cubs on the road? Inconceivable!
I’m curious, though. How many of these clocks are going to actually be used, and how many are going to end up on eBay in the 24 hours after the game?
