Whenever you’re bummed out about your current life situation, just remember that you’re not the boyfriend in this video.

Over the weekend, a man-on-the-street interview by Jake Kosak went viral thanks to one New York Yankees fan’s answers pertaining to her current, and ex-, boyfriends.

Kosak was interviewing a couple outside Yankee Stadium and he offered them a hypothetical situation where the Yankees would win the World Series but they had to give each other a “hall pass” to sleep with someone else, would they do it. The woman immediately said “absolutely” while the man gave a much more subtle “yeah.”

Kosak then asked her who she would pick to sleep with if given the chance to choose anyone. Now, we all know that the appropriate answer here is an unattainable celebrity or historical figure. However, she decided to go a different route and said “my ex-boyfriend.”

My god.

But wait, it gets worse.

While he twists in the wind with nowhere to run, the man desperately tries to laugh it off and says his answer would be “you,” attempting to save what little face remains, though we all know he is already dead inside.

Fate has other plans however as the couple attempted to leave the situation and Kosak asked the woman why she’d choose her ex-boyfriend. Unable to help herself or stifle her truth, she responded “he was a good lover.”

MY GOD.

On one hand, you kinda have to admire her inability to lie even a little bit in a situation that demanded that you do. On the other hand, that man is now a shell of a human being and will never be the same. We pray for his soul.

[depression BTC, Jake Kosak]

About Sean Keeley

Along with writing for Awful Announcing and The Comeback, Sean is the Editorial Strategy Director for Comeback Media. Previously, he created the Syracuse blog Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician and wrote 'How To Grow An Orange: The Right Way to Brainwash Your Child Into Rooting for Syracuse.' He has also written non-Syracuse-related things for SB Nation, Curbed, and other outlets. He currently lives in Seattle where he is complaining about bagels. Send tips/comments/complaints to sean@thecomeback.com.