LOS ANGELES, CA – JULY 31: Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers and Magic Johnson laugh during the game against the New York Yankees at Dodger Stadium on July 31, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

Magic Johnson has been hired as the Los Angeles Lakers’ President of Basketball Operations because, uhh, well, he used to play there?

We don’t really know anything about Magic’s basketball personnel strategy because he has never held a role like this one. He has tweeted a lot about who he thinks the Lakers should sign, and those opinions have generally been very bad or nonsensical. For example:

Bulls general manager Gar Forman and coach Fred Hoiberg are on the hot seat because of how bad those moves were, so this doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence.

However, we do know one of Magic’s central plans to turn the Lakers around: Get Kobe.

Get Kobe to do what? Who knows! Kobe doesn’t have any experience in an NBA front office, and he hasn’t ever indicated a particular aptitude for the job.

Magic said a week ago that Kobe can help the Lakers because he “understands winning.” That doesn’t really mean anything, and it’s unclear how having once won as a player translates into winning as part of the front office, but Magic believes it will happen … magically. It’s also unclear whether Kobe would even accept the “job.”

Congrats, Lakers fans. There might be a lot of uncertainty ahead, but at least you know a portion of your new president’s plans, even if it doesn’t make a lot of practical sense.

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Kevin mostly covers college football and college basketball, with an emphasis on NCAA issues and other legal issues in sports. He is also an incoming law student. He's written for SB Nation, USA Today, VICE Sports, The Guardian and The Wall Street Journal, among others. He is a graduate of Northwestern University.