Objectively good, uplifting thing: baby animals.

Something that, when executed well, can be objectively good: pun names, especially if the name is for a baby animal. (Baby animals really do a lot of the heavy lifting when it comes to making something objectively good.)

Today, the Memphis Zoo delivered on both counts, announcing not only a new baby giraffe, but that a new baby giraffe named Ja Raffe.

Ja Morant weighed in:

As did the Memphis Grizzlies:

If you’d like to watch some footage of Ja Raffe meeting his new herd (and how can you not?) the zoo was kind enough to post that as well:

Welcome to Memphis, Ja Raffe.

About Jay Rigdon

Jay is a writer and editor for The Comeback, and a contributor at Awful Announcing. He is not a strong swimmer.