I’m going to try and get through writing this article without getting sick. Apologies in advance if you get sick reading this.

Shaquille O’Neal’s feet have gained infamous notoriety in the past for some reason. Maybe it’s because looking at them is like watching a horror movie. There’s sometimes where we want to be scared.

Wednesday, Shaq treated himself with a pedicure and I can’t possibly feel more for anyone than the poor woman who had to work on that. Hopefully Shaq gave her an incredibly nice tip because talk about a rough day at work.

Getting my boys shined up #bigprettyfeet #nomoreuglyfeet #paintuglytoes

A post shared by DR. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL Ed.D. (@shaq) on

Walaaaa #bigplatunumdiamondtoes #nomoreuglyfeet #bigsexyfeetass

A post shared by DR. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL Ed.D. (@shaq) on

Yea. Vaaaaby

A post shared by DR. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL Ed.D. (@shaq) on

Now that you’re completely sick that you can’t eat breakfast, hopefully you’ll have a better rest of the day.

About Phillip Bupp

News and soccer editor for The Comeback and Awful Announcing. I also do video highlight game coverage for Major League Soccer as well as a freelance writer for hire. Opinions are my own but feel free to agree with them.

Follow me on Twitter and on Facebook @phillipbupp