With No. 4 Michigan dominating its first two games of the college football season, there isn’t much to talk about when it comes to the Wolverines’ on-field play. Thus, we are left to talk about head coach Jim Harbaugh and his boogers.
During Saturday’s win against Central Florida, Harbaugh was caught on camera allegedly eating his own booger. This came up during Harbaugh’s weekly radio show Monday. The Michigan coach denied do any such thing.
Two days later, and that video is still incredibly disgusting.
While addressing the incident Harbaugh said he has never eaten a booger.
Harbaugh on radio: I have never eaten a booger in my life… There was no booger eaten..
— Mark Snyder (@Mark__Snyder) September 12, 2016
Harbaugh continued to justify his actions.
“I have never eaten a booger in my entire life,” Harbaugh said. “It might have looked like that was happening. But if you rub your nose and then you bite your fingernail, that’s not eating a booger. There was no booger eaten.”
Ok, Jim. This doesn’t help your cause. This still sounds f****** disgusting, and it makes it seem like you need to wash your hands from now until the rest of eternity. Maybe the Wolverines can hire someone to carry around sanitizer and tissues to make sure Harbaugh doesn’t do something like that again. It would not only benefit Harbaugh, but the rest of us who are at risk of seeing this on TV ever again.
