On Tuesday, Wright State, a respectable Division I basketball team that hung around with Penn State for a half earlier this month, faced Urbana, a struggling Division II squad that recently lost to West Virginia State.

The results were ugly in terms of score (Wright State won 85-34), but that’s not why we’re here. We’re here because Wright State forward Steven Davis made an Urbana defender his son. Behold:

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