We’ve all experienced getting our butts kicked. It is a phenomenon people experience everyday. When you are a college football coach, it happens more often than not. We all want to run away and disappear during those tough moments. It appears Mark Dantonio may have found the key to getting the hell out of dodge.

As Michigan State was in the midst of getting beaten by Wisconsin, Dantonio pulled off a David Blaine-esque feat. He disappeared, nowhere to be found.

No, seriously. Don’t believe me? Take a look.

We obviously know that the timing was such that he got out of frame quickly, nonetheless the hilarity is unbelievable. I want to believe he teleported to a beach somewhere, far away from all of the stress.

It is very similar to the Blackhawks- Red Wings referee, who comes out of seemingly nowhere.

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It raises the question, has sports broken through the barrier of quantum mechanics? I wouldn’t put it past the sporting world. Which is more surprising, Michigan State finally having a good program or Dantonio finding the key to teleportation?

About Sam Blazer

Sam is a self proclaimed chess prodigy. He once placed seventh in the state of Ohio in Chess when he was in kindergarten. He will rarely if ever mention though that only eight people were entered in this tournament. Contact him at sblaze17@gmail.com