The Dallas Cowboys take on the New York Giants at MetLife for Sunday Night Football, and rookie running back Ezekiel Elliott seems to really be stressing over the big game.
Just kidding; he’s eating snowflakes and is probably the most relaxed person in the stadium:
— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) December 11, 2016
And that’s not the first time we’ve seen Zeke eating something that’s falling from the sky:
— Ezekiel Elliott (@EzekielElliott) July 16, 2015
Yuck. We need to have a talk with Zeke. First of all, snow is basically the equivalent of wet dirt.
Then, let’s go to confetti. It’s probably not much better than snow. But to compare confetti to a song that talks about “eating the booty like groceries.” You’ve gotta be kidding me. That’s beyond disgusting.
All Cowboys fans can hope for is that Elliott is still hungry enough to make some big plays after swallowing all of those snowflakes.