When you’re as rich and successful as Jerry Jones is, you can do quite a bit of stuff that the average person would never be able to dream of. For those times when a private jet just isn’t cutting it, how about a private helicopter to take you to private landing pads across the nation? For Jerry Jones, he now has one to help him easily navigate the many different Cowboys facilities spread across the Metroplex. And he wants to do something interesting other than go from point A to point B with his new toy, apparently.

Is anyone else scared of somebody pointing a gun at you from about 3,000 feet in the air out of a helicopter? Now pigs across the Metroplex have something terrifying to fear. I wonder what other things Jerry Jones could get away with now that he has his own personal helicopter, but after imagine the visual of Jerry Jones shooting pigs from it, I’d rather not.

And now Jones takes off presumably to terrify pigs all across the state of Texas. If you have the money…

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